| Report for Jarry Hughes | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Write clearly on your leg "Not my leg". When somebody asks you why you've got that written on your leg you simply reply "That's not my leg."
The yanking of, and sometimes swinging from, a fellow student's tie until the knot is irreversibly wee. This is known as a "small tie", and only becomes a "the bells, the bells" if you say so, in Quasimodo's voice. The only reported defence is a remedial measure rather than preventative, and involves a safety pie in the back of the tie that can be used as a lever to uncomplicate the knot.