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| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Pot kept by appointed person for the soul purpose of storing the whole classes farts. Whenever 'brewing one up' you would request the fart pot and carefully deposit guff into pot whilst trying not to lose previous efforts.
Tell a fit but dim girl that only girls can touch their elbows together behind their backs. If she tests this, she will push her chest out, thereby providing the watching boys with their daily ration of cheapies.
Don't bother asking flat-chested girls, no matter how fit or dim they are. Wait until 6th form when they'll probably have caught up.
Don't bother asking flat-chested girls, no matter how fit or dim they are. Wait until 6th form when they'll probably have caught up.