| Report for Kevin Chubb | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
One of the boy's in the year above mine once tried to fend off the arse of a very flabby fourth year which was being pushed towards his face. Apparently his right index finger disappeared well below the knuckle. He was henceforth known as "ringer" or "ring-a-ding-ding".