| Report for Jesse Ventura | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
One girl decided to end it all by taking 5 Lemsips, which I believe was Kurt Cobain's second choice after the rifle.
It turned out that rather than just downing the powder (which would have been comical enough), she boiled a kettle, waited, stirred them into a cup and sipped away.
She survived, you'll be glad to know. She also remained cold-free all winter.
It turned out that rather than just downing the powder (which would have been comical enough), she boiled a kettle, waited, stirred them into a cup and sipped away.
She survived, you'll be glad to know. She also remained cold-free all winter.
Having watched Clive James eyelessly present clips from the crazed Japanese game show "Endurance", we attempted to create our own test of strength, bravery and stamina... by seeing who could sit for the longest on a hot radiator.
In reality this bore less of a resemblance to a madcap slapstick TV show and more a bizarre ritual by an oriental death cult as wave after wave of young boys chose to voluntarily sterilize themselves.
In reality this bore less of a resemblance to a madcap slapstick TV show and more a bizarre ritual by an oriental death cult as wave after wave of young boys chose to voluntarily sterilize themselves.