Report for Mr Anon
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SummaryExemplary Child

Always the RE exams :)

My weapon of choice was a large levitating buddha across the centre of the answer sheets with the phrase "I can't belive its not buddha (light)!" scribbled accross the bottom.

Laura attempted to end it all by hanging herself using the classroom window-blind cords.
The result? She hit the floor as the blinds went up.