| Report for jake hardcastle | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Our headmaster's wife had the misfortune to commit suicide by hanging herself in the bathroom just around the time that the song Hanging on a Rope by Rocket From The Crypt was in the charts. Being a headmaster, Mr Williams had absolutely no knowledge at all about pop culture, and therefore had no idea why, wherever he went in the school, every kid he encountered was whistling the same tune. Looking back, it's probably just as well he had no idea.