| Report for Matt Pomroy | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Miss Bruce had a terrible habit of trying to distinguish wrongdoers in assembly, by choosing the least distinctive features as a reference point. Such as; 1) You, in the grey jumper (90% of us) 2) You with the dark hair or 3) You yes you, no next to you, him! No not you, YOU! It was like a living breathing game of Guess Who?
The last person's voice to completely break can be mocked for sounding like Jimmy Saville; forget that two weeks ago the classroom sounded like some demented Saville menagerie.