| Report for Iestyn Mortymer | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Fleas became such an epidemic in Primary school that Mr Hayes the headmaster was forced to give a lecture in assembly about how fleas aren't dirty, and clean people can have fleas too, and anyway nobody in the school really has fleas so just shut up about them. Any questions?
Hand up at the back of the hall. "Sir, are you a clean person?"
"Why, yes I am, I bathe every day."
Muttered stage whisper: "He's got fleas."
We were kept in assembly until half past ten that morning. I mean, HALF PAST TEN! By a fleabag!
Hand up at the back of the hall. "Sir, are you a clean person?"
"Why, yes I am, I bathe every day."
Muttered stage whisper: "He's got fleas."
We were kept in assembly until half past ten that morning. I mean, HALF PAST TEN! By a fleabag!