| Report for Great Coat | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
A guy at our school arrived complete with his dad's nickname - I suspect it was the only thing of value he could bless him with. His dad had played with the school football team one Tuesday and scored his first and only hat-trick. Potential nicknames: Hat-Trick Hero, Pele, Roy of the Rovers, Hot Shot. Actual nickname - Tuesday.
Actually his Dad did also pass on his genetic propensity for cigarettes, violence and stupidity.
Actually his Dad did also pass on his genetic propensity for cigarettes, violence and stupidity.