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| Summary | Mean Boy |
To the tune of 'Wannabe' by the Spice Girls:
If you wanna be my lover,
Sex is 50p.
Condoms are one-fifty,
Buy one get one freeee!
Every time I see a 'Buy One Get One Free' offer I get the urge to sing that song.
You should go right ahead. It'd probably brighten up some old sod's Tesco shopping trip anyway. - Matt
If you wanna be my lover,
Sex is 50p.
Condoms are one-fifty,
Buy one get one freeee!
Every time I see a 'Buy One Get One Free' offer I get the urge to sing that song.
You should go right ahead. It'd probably brighten up some old sod's Tesco shopping trip anyway. - Matt