| Report for Noel Gardner | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
"Have you ever touched a BMW?" If you answer no, then it means you are too poor to have touched a BMW. If you answer yes, then it shall be revealed that BMW stands for Black Man's Willy. Hilarity, as ever, would ensue.
Sitting on the bus at the end of the day, we were informed that Neil Clements had wanked into his hand during a maths lesson. When someone asked how the teller could be sure Neil hadn't merely pissed on his own hand, they were told, "Because the spunk was all crispy." This has baffled me for the last nine years.