| Report for Paul Hignett | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
I went to Heyhouses Infant school In Lytham St Annes. We had two main ghost stories. First, a child in Victorian times had his/her head cleaved in half when a slate blew off the roof in a storm.
Another story was 2 kids (in victorian times) were buried in an avalanche of snow from the roof of the school, and not found until the snow thawed (presumably no one thought to look for kids missing at school under the new giant heap of snow in the playground!)
Another story was 2 kids (in victorian times) were buried in an avalanche of snow from the roof of the school, and not found until the snow thawed (presumably no one thought to look for kids missing at school under the new giant heap of snow in the playground!)
We used to say "you wank cats" as an insult, until someone invented the retort "yeah, but only on Sundays!" Though the details of the case were not reported, it quickly became common law that restricting your cat-wanking to the Sabbath was a reasonable defence.