| Report for Paul Hignett | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
We used to say "you wank cats" as an insult, until someone invented the retort "yeah, but only on Sundays!" Though the details of the case were not reported, it quickly became common law that restricting your cat-wanking to the Sabbath was a reasonable defence.