| Report for Dan Wakely | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
In the case of an arse which has not been wiped to the full, flakes of poo-dust are jettisonned everytime one farts. An inference of gayness can be made by the suggestion of white poo-dust. For example - "Is that dandruff on your jumper, Richard, or has your dad been farting on you again?"