| Report for Heathen Chinee | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Although practiced every day at my primary school, the rhymes were limited to the everyday "...'cos you licked my lolly and you didn't say sorry" and the lunatic "...'cos you jumped in the pond and kissed James Bond". As if Bond would be seen dead in our crappy pond.