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| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Said "vivace" to someone who has insulted you. The ultimate defence, it will leave opponents speechless.
The only foolproof get-out clause for any given insult. This retort is to be delivered quickly and breathlessly, and for extra kick, suffixed with "no returns!"