| Report for peter taste | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 8 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 5 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
A 'lucky contestant' would be selected at lunchtime and was made to stand with their arms out to the side while everyone in the class hung their bag on his body in a buckaroo style. However, the contestant wouldn't fling upwards in the air, they tended to collapse to the floor with a desperate plea for air instead.
love from peter.
Thanks Peter, we love you too. X
love from peter.
Thanks Peter, we love you too. X
An amiable enough game where you stand right in front of your opponent and take it in turns to see who can spit closest to the other person's shoes without actually hitting. If you did hit the shoe or trouser, they are allowed to spit on you anywhere. It's only polite, really.
More specifically, hymn books placed upright on the chair in front, in line with the arse crack, just before the kid sits down at the end of the song in assembly. Many a comically hurt look when they turned round.
Cutting sarcastic putdown used by a maths teacher, when a pupil answers a question without stating the units.
TEACHER: "what's the volume of a cube with sides of 2cm each?"
PUPIL: "eight"
TEACHER: "eight what? bananas?"
Pupils would often fall out of their chairs and asphyxiate with laughter.
TEACHER: "what's the volume of a cube with sides of 2cm each?"
PUPIL: "eight"
TEACHER: "eight what? bananas?"
Pupils would often fall out of their chairs and asphyxiate with laughter.
a real, exceptionally scummy street in birmingham where all prostitutes, including your mum, work.
see also:
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Urgh! GAYS say WHAT!"
Yes, the original comment was actually "gays say what", said very quickly. However the irony of the first person also saying "what" in the original enquiry rendered this a doubly reversed catch-22, and therefore hideously flawed. Or something.
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Urgh! GAYS say WHAT!"
Yes, the original comment was actually "gays say what", said very quickly. However the irony of the first person also saying "what" in the original enquiry rendered this a doubly reversed catch-22, and therefore hideously flawed. Or something.
Inform a pal they have something on the back of their shoe. when they twist round and kick their leg upwards behind them to see, give 'em a "ooh, hello sailor!"
I still do this.
I still do this.
My mate Pike jumped on a squirrel. He did. It's eyes popped out and everything.
Readers! Have you ever jumped on anything so that it's eyes popped out? My brother once trod on a pregnant gerbil, and apparently her eyes AND babies popped out! Unfortunately, he couldn't say whether the babies' eyes popped out, too. Please! Share your stories of jumping on something so that its eyes pop out - Log
Readers! Have you ever jumped on anything so that it's eyes popped out? My brother once trod on a pregnant gerbil, and apparently her eyes AND babies popped out! Unfortunately, he couldn't say whether the babies' eyes popped out, too. Please! Share your stories of jumping on something so that its eyes pop out - Log