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"Schnell, Schnell! Kartoffelnkopf!"
A phrase we picked up from a war movie and thought we'd impress our lady German teacher with. Unfortunately our cries of "Quickly, quickly! Potato head!" did not gain her favour.
Our end of year present of a large chocolate dildo had a much more positive effect.