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| Summary | Reprehensible Swot |
Also called spit backs, for plainly obvious reasons, you idiot.
Still in use at the time of posting:
How do you get a hundred Ethiopians into a telephone box? Put a tin of sardines in it.
How do you get a hundred Ethiopians out of a telephone box? Run past with a tin opener.
How do you get a hundred Ethiopians into a telephone box? Put a tin of sardines in it.
How do you get a hundred Ethiopians out of a telephone box? Run past with a tin opener.
The extended version is 'pakis don't come in tins, they come in busloads from bristol.'