| Report for Donkey Kong | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Reprehensible Swot |
Ask the victim whether they like Playboy or Playgirl?
Boys will generally reply “er, Playgirl... I mean Playboy”. Cue much laughter as you loudly repeat their first answer for anyone in earshot whilst jumping up and down and pointing.
Boys will generally reply “er, Playgirl... I mean Playboy”. Cue much laughter as you loudly repeat their first answer for anyone in earshot whilst jumping up and down and pointing.
Collective term for any gang of lads from a rival school. Only one of them needs to be wearing a denim jacket for this term to be applied to all. The terrace style chant “gayboydenims, gayboydenims” (repeat x32) will eventually create a rift within the rival gang that will tear them apart.
Overweight, possibly asthmatic boy runs wheezing across the playground with a look of terror in his eyes. Just before he can reach the relative safety of the canteen, the pack of ten or more lads descend upon him and take turns to fart without restraint on his face. Next time a kid from the year above asks him if he'd like some chocolate, he'll say "no thanks".
A team effort requiring patience, a streaming cold and a strong stomach.
By coating a radiator with snot and phlegm and leaving it to bake hard, it is possible to 'grow', over the course of a few weeks, a material akin to snakeskin. Further prosthetic enhancements (especially ears and lips) can be made from the Hubba Bubba mountains on the undersides of the desks.
All you need to do then is find someone on whom to perform a unique makeover.
By coating a radiator with snot and phlegm and leaving it to bake hard, it is possible to 'grow', over the course of a few weeks, a material akin to snakeskin. Further prosthetic enhancements (especially ears and lips) can be made from the Hubba Bubba mountains on the undersides of the desks.
All you need to do then is find someone on whom to perform a unique makeover.