Report for Gordon Yeti
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SummaryExemplary Child

Every town has one: the long haired biker type with the Leyland van who was 'going out with' the stunning blonde in your third year class.
Can be goaded into action by applying mud to his windows or by shoving fireworks through his letterbox.

My little pony,
skinny and bony,
went to the circus,
and done it on purpose.
(it being a crap)
Alternative ending to the well-accepted first two lines is "made out of plastic, looks like a spastic".