| Report for Jason Palmer | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
in mrs raynards maths class i found jenny fir-trees pritstick which i started to play with, i ended up with this white gooey mess all over my fingers it was just as the class went deadly quiet i decided to say dont you just hate girls who've got thrush. i was immediately sent out.
Ever Lasting Protection, against the lurgy, cooties, fleas, etcetera. Administered with an invisible can of flea spray over the affected area of the body. Must be accompanied by a hissing sound - otherwise your pressurised can obviously isn't working, and no protection will be afforded. Can also be used on chairs and desks which are suspected of having been sat at by anyone incontinent, smelly or simply unpopular.