Report for Rob Marsh | |
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Approved stories | 2 |
Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
Summary | Exemplary Child |
The Naim Ditta extension;
Naim threw a peace of paper the Head of Year. When the class was asked 'who threw that?' Naim covered his mouth and shouted 'Your Mum!'.
It should have ended there, but when the head of year asked who said that, Naim replied 'Your Dad'.
It's pathetic, but the idea his mum was somehow in the class, and got grassed up by her husband who for some reason had joined her, was hilarious. It really was.
Naim threw a peace of paper the Head of Year. When the class was asked 'who threw that?' Naim covered his mouth and shouted 'Your Mum!'.
It should have ended there, but when the head of year asked who said that, Naim replied 'Your Dad'.
It's pathetic, but the idea his mum was somehow in the class, and got grassed up by her husband who for some reason had joined her, was hilarious. It really was.
And for the children whose brainpower was in constant battle with tartrazine-fuelled hyperactivity...
Fatty and thinny went on a hunt,
Fatty's a fat cunt and thinny's a fucking twat.
Fatty and thinny went on a hunt,
Fatty's a fat cunt and thinny's a fucking twat.