| Report for Demonic Groin | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Adverts for 'Condor' tobacco featured men flying aeroplanes, being chased by maneating lions, dangling off a cliff by their fingernails, etc, who would be presented with a Condor-filled pipe, whereupon they'd inexplicably lose interest in anything but smoking, and die horribly, muttering 'Ah, Condor' as they plunged to their doom.
Well, you asked.
Well, you asked.