| Report for The Bittern | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Of course, attaching those orange bunsen burner tubes to the gas taps made directional flamethrowers... very good for fights. This does, however, destroy the tubes after a while, so make sure you steal plenty of them.
Filling each others pencil cases with gas was also fun, although I forget exactly why.
Filling each others pencil cases with gas was also fun, although I forget exactly why.
At junior school, we once had to sing a setting of Martin Luther King's speech on TV, which started "I have a dream, that nothing can conquer". Needless to say, in the playground many things were substituted for the word 'dream'... except that if a less popular kid tried to sing something like "I have a cock, that nothing can conquer", another kid would just say "oh yeah?" and kick the shit out of his crotch.