Fudge tax
The tax levied by my enormous friend Glenn of one fudge bar every day. This tax was only incurred by people who had threatened/bullied me in the past, and thus the taste of Cadbury's fudge remains today the sweet, sweet taste of victory and revenge over Dale Wright.
written by Pe*er*Ma*sha*l, approved by Log
I can\'t help thinking that Peter sounds like a right shithouse & probably deserved bullying. I realise the same could be said for me for submitting this anonymously, but at least I didn\'t hide behind a bigger boy like a total gaylord when I was school.
written by an*nymo*s use*, left hanging by Log