Jamie Bulger mime
Legendary mime performed by me in maths that got me kept behind for one of those "now I know you're only doing this to hide how upset you are" chats from the Mrs. Pearcey. The mime essentially involved playing dead, but as it was the week after the tragedy, I was generally believed to be as topical and more satirically daring than "Have I Got News For You". By me. Everyone else thought I had gone too far, and those really annoying sanctimonious girls got me told off with great glee. Whores.
written by Pe*er*Ma*sh*ll, approved by Log
A similar event occured to me after I decided it was funny that my year 6 form tutor had suffered a miscarriage.
"What's this?" I said, before curling into a ball and being very, very still.
"I dunno...what?" would come the reply. To which I would deliver the killer punchline "Miss Moreland's dead baby".
"What's this?" I said, before curling into a ball and being very, very still.
"I dunno...what?" would come the reply. To which I would deliver the killer punchline "Miss Moreland's dead baby".
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log
I performed a version of this in an art class, which was entited 'the Jill Dando'. It was not strictly a mime because as I was lying on the floor, pretending to be dead, I was also screaming "I aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAMMm Jill Dando".
Upon seeing this Mr Addicot informed me that I was "Sick"... I reminded him that he was the one who wanted to "...give Billie Piper more than one".
Upon seeing this Mr Addicot informed me that I was "Sick"... I reminded him that he was the one who wanted to "...give Billie Piper more than one".
written by Lu*e Smi*h, approved by Mansh