doorknob
A harsher version. If someone is caught passing wind, a yell of "doorknob" will allow everyone else in the room to have free hits on the offender until that person touches a doorknob. Immunity is granted if they can say the entire alphabet before someone catches on, and yells 'doorknob'.
written by Ki*k I*rael, approved by Log
In years seven to nine, there was a persistent rumour that you shouldn't touch the toilet doorknobs with your bare hands because people pissed on them.
While it was true that the doorknobs were always wet, and that in a world where children shit up walls and in hats, it wasn't inconceivable that disturbed children would stand there and piss directly onto the doorknob, I still feel that it had more to do with the broken hand driers.
While it was true that the doorknobs were always wet, and that in a world where children shit up walls and in hats, it wasn't inconceivable that disturbed children would stand there and piss directly onto the doorknob, I still feel that it had more to do with the broken hand driers.
written by an*ny*ou* us*r, approved by Phil