Juicy Fruit
OK, so I had a great fondness for a particular brand of chewing gum.
OK, so I was not just a lardass, but a blimp.
OK, so I dressed in a sort of mid-'70s florid way.
So, when Kerry Gilliland insisted on calling me "Juicy Fruit" every 20 seconds, the most hurtful thing about it was that it was spot on in just about every way open to a ten-year-old.
God, he got on my pendulous boy-tits.
OK, so I was not just a lardass, but a blimp.
OK, so I dressed in a sort of mid-'70s florid way.
So, when Kerry Gilliland insisted on calling me "Juicy Fruit" every 20 seconds, the most hurtful thing about it was that it was spot on in just about every way open to a ten-year-old.
God, he got on my pendulous boy-tits.
written by Ro* Wat*on, deleted by Susan