Raggers
Unpopular children who would come to school with bags full of sweets in a pathetic attempt to ingratiate themselves with the more popular, infinitely richer, and therefore fundamentally better kids.
written by Ki*sty B*nne*t, approved by Log
The Lord of the Raggers attended our school. His name was Colin, and his father owned a Spar-type convenience store.
Colin would steal entire boxes of Mars Bars from his father's store, and dole them out to popular kids, who would suffer his awfulness for as long is it took to grab a handful of chocolate and run away.
Quick sums :
Price of chocolate bar : 20p
Number of chocolate bars in box : 48
Time taken to distribute all bars : 2 minutes
Cost of Ragger-Popularity : £288 per hour
Colin would steal entire boxes of Mars Bars from his father's store, and dole them out to popular kids, who would suffer his awfulness for as long is it took to grab a handful of chocolate and run away.
Quick sums :
Price of chocolate bar : 20p
Number of chocolate bars in box : 48
Time taken to distribute all bars : 2 minutes
Cost of Ragger-Popularity : £288 per hour
written by ro*s f*ankl*n, approved by Log