Nicholas
Double French is never a highlight of the week, unless a member of the previous class has left a pair of highly skidmarked girl’s underpants on the floor.
The true culprit was never discovered but kids need a victim, and that victim was Sylvia. As punishment she was shut in a classroom as we banged on the windows singing “Nicholas” (knicker-less, geddit?) and threw our (clean) gym knickers at the window.
written by Ka*hry* Hud*on, approved by Log

If your name is Nicholas, you should never admit to going commando on wash-day.
written by an*nymo*s *se*, approved by Rosy