toilet, finding a crow in the
If you walk into a toilet cubicle to find a dirty great fucking big crow sitting on the bowl, there are two options you can follow.
You can slowly back away slowly and find another cubicle, or you can shit everywhere and run screaming through the crowded dining hall with your trousers around your ankles. I chose the latter course of action.
You can slowly back away slowly and find another cubicle, or you can shit everywhere and run screaming through the crowded dining hall with your trousers around your ankles. I chose the latter course of action.
written by an*nym*us *ser, approved by Log
Sparrows in the school hall will never, EVER fail to amuse and delight
written by Ma*k D*, left hanging by Edward
A fucking massive spider in the cubicle will have much the same effect.
written by an*nymo*s u*er, left hanging by Log