ching chong chinaman
A touching ode to an incompetent Oriental farmer:
Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit
Ching Chong Chinaman covered in shit.
In retrospect it's hard to imagine what 'the wrong tit' could possibly mean, although I suppose it could be the cow's tail.
Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit
Ching Chong Chinaman covered in shit.
In retrospect it's hard to imagine what 'the wrong tit' could possibly mean, although I suppose it could be the cow's tail.
written by Ke*in*Dow*ey, approved by Phil
In a mood of slightly charming pre-dairy-produce-understanding i offer;
Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow,
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how,
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong udder,
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in butter.
Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow,
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how,
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong udder,
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in butter.
written by Lo*ri*er *he ro*kie, approved by Log
Following his unsuccessful foray in farming, CCC moved into retail management.
Ching chong chinaman bought a little shop,
and all he sold was peppermint rock.
He pissed in a bottle and he called it pop,
Ching chong chinaman bought a little shop.
Ching chong chinaman bought a little shop,
and all he sold was peppermint rock.
He pissed in a bottle and he called it pop,
Ching chong chinaman bought a little shop.
written by Ni*k H*nt, approved by Susan