Wanking race
A plea : did the hard lads in anyone else's school have wanking races in lessons or was it just our school? It mainly happened in maths. Three or four lads would sit at the back with their knobs out and masturbate under the desk - to completion. Sometimes the pikey girls would join them with shatterproof rulers for measuring purposes. This also occurred on the back seat of our school coach. Any chance they got, really. Was this really a unique phenomenon?
written by sp*dge*mon*ey, approved by Log
The wanking race also occured in our scout troop. I politely declined due to the rather unsettling homosexual undertones, possibly something to do with one of the leaders joining in.
(May or may not be true, but oh! - the delivery! - Log)
(May or may not be true, but oh! - the delivery! - Log)
written by Ha*ry Gr*ut, approved by Log
We had a similar race in R.E with our teacher who wore leather trousers, albiet the race was neither at the back or a competition since the sole patron was Fraser McKinnon who masturbated in the front row, a mere 1.5m from his stimulation whom was busy speaking until ferocious laughter from pupils laterally to him ended in him being sent back to his bloody spazzy class. I recently heard he got sacked from KFC for setting fire to his locker,unsurpsingly.
written by Ro*s Vin*, left hanging by Edward