another one bites the dust
Song sang to greet Mrs Keates back to school after a lengthy absence, during which her father died. Her mother died 6 months previous.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log

Our foul German teacher was in the habit of leaving her dogs in her Volvo estate in the playground car park for protracted periods. No-one was surprised when one of them finally succumbed on a particularly humid summer's day.

The following day she had organised some role-playing GCSE scenarios, one of which involved being in a cafe and ordering food.

So it was perfectly legitimate for the resident classhole to declare: "Ich mochte ein Hot Dog"...
written by Ph*l Jef*cott, approved by Phil