An educational grey dome with wheels, that boasted a thrilling array of colourful buttons. Basically, a Big Trak that couldn't carry apples or make "pew pew" sounds at a bemused dog.



Was never quite well-known enough to form the basis of the following conversation to wind up travellers:

"I'm from the Roma community"
"Oh cool! Where are your gaily coloured educational buttons?"
"No, Romani"
"Don't be silly, Roamers don't have knees"
"*sigh* I'm part of an Indo-Aryan people, traditionally normadic itenerants, living mostly in Europe"
"MUM THE ROBOTS TALKING WEIRD AGAIN"