Seagulls, exploding
There is a common myth that seagulls explode if you feed them Alka Seltzer. They don't.
However, it's such a cool urban legend that it has to be worth a try...
However, it's such a cool urban legend that it has to be worth a try...
written by Ch*is Wa*ren, approved by Susan
It's not school, but it's still funny.
A friend of mine was at a barbeque which was being beseiged by seagulls, one enterprising chap had the idea of feeding alka-seltzers wrapped in bread to the gulls to make them explode. They didn't. What actually happened was the gulls would make an 'erk' noise before simultaneously vomiting and shitting fishy-smelling foam all over the horrified barbeque-goers.
A friend of mine was at a barbeque which was being beseiged by seagulls, one enterprising chap had the idea of feeding alka-seltzers wrapped in bread to the gulls to make them explode. They didn't. What actually happened was the gulls would make an 'erk' noise before simultaneously vomiting and shitting fishy-smelling foam all over the horrified barbeque-goers.
written by excluded pupil, left hanging by Conor