Awwww!
Yelled by a victim immediately after a strike to the testicles.
However, it takes the balls four seconds to switch from “spunk and fuck” mode to “Christ, that hurts” mode. So genuine testicle pain begins some time after the strike, leaving the poor man precious seconds of hope before the nausea, agony and red piss starts.
So, why the immediate awwwww!? Two possible reasons – it’s either a desolate wail of the man who foresees his immediate future, and sees that it is bad. Or, they’re filthy eunuchs who’ve never known the true agony of the thwacked nut.
Girls! Think you have an equivalent pain to the white thud of the smashed bollock? Speaking on behalf of the boys, I don’t think so. Convince me otherwise for a prize!
However, it takes the balls four seconds to switch from “spunk and fuck” mode to “Christ, that hurts” mode. So genuine testicle pain begins some time after the strike, leaving the poor man precious seconds of hope before the nausea, agony and red piss starts.
So, why the immediate awwwww!? Two possible reasons – it’s either a desolate wail of the man who foresees his immediate future, and sees that it is bad. Or, they’re filthy eunuchs who’ve never known the true agony of the thwacked nut.
Girls! Think you have an equivalent pain to the white thud of the smashed bollock? Speaking on behalf of the boys, I don’t think so. Convince me otherwise for a prize!
written by an*nym*us*user, Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log
Ok, I know a lad being kicked in the gonads can be really painful... but girls go through so much more then that, I mean if we get kicked there it hurts so much more. Plus causes unfixable damage... don't even get me started on childbirth! (having proved her point, walks off into the sunset).
A counterpoint from a female reader, there. I think the only way we’re going to get to the bottom of this one is by having a hermaphrodite write in and let us know which set of genitals hurts more when twanged. WE MUST KNOW!
A counterpoint from a female reader, there. I think the only way we’re going to get to the bottom of this one is by having a hermaphrodite write in and let us know which set of genitals hurts more when twanged. WE MUST KNOW!
written by Pu*pleth*ng e*..., approved by Susan
Utter rubbish. Ask any guy here to choose between getting his nuts dented and losing an arm, and I guarantee that we will all be asking people to open our crisps for us for evermore. Women volunteer for childbirth. Pop your ovaries on a anvil and I'll stamp on 'em, and you will STILL have no concept of how much it hurts to cop one in the sack.
written by Le* Colc*ough, approved by Susan
Our new resident hermaphrodite, Lee Colclough! Give him/her a round of applause!
written by Su*an To*acco, approved by Susan
My girlfriend, who is both a woman and a medical student, has informed me that it is a documented medical fact that an ovary can, in theory, be as sensitive as a testicle when squeezed.
However she has also informed me that the only way in which an ovary can be directly squeezed in such a way is during a thorough rectal exam. In other words it's necessary that the squeezer has one or a number of fingers very far up the arse of the woman.
However, I am sure enough that my girlfriend's spirit of scientific enquiry would stop well before allowing me to test this theory that I'm not going to risk asking.
However she has also informed me that the only way in which an ovary can be directly squeezed in such a way is during a thorough rectal exam. In other words it's necessary that the squeezer has one or a number of fingers very far up the arse of the woman.
However, I am sure enough that my girlfriend's spirit of scientific enquiry would stop well before allowing me to test this theory that I'm not going to risk asking.
written by Ji*bob N, approved by Susan