Bogieflys
Like butterflys only made of bogies. These symmetrical creatures are found in freshly used tissues and hankies and in colours ranging from yellow to green and the rare red variety. Also in an all-too-common transparent variation.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Susan
Once, in Biology, an amusing remark generated such mirth in me that I accidentally hawked up a copious amount of nasal mucus onto Richard Hull's biology book. The resultant beast sat there on the page, quivering like a transparent jellyfish laced with red veins. Unimpressed with the new life-form that I had created, Richard tore out the offending page and threw it away.
written by an*nym*us *ser, approved by Matt