das ist meine schildkrote!
The one sentence that my brain saw fit to remember from years of German lessons. Translation - That is my tortoise.
See also Mein Hummer fonctionniert nicht.

written by Al*stai* G*ay, approved by Log

Kann Ich bitte das Brot haben mein Stabhausrecke is hungrich...
Can I have the bread please, my stick insect is hungry

Another triumph of vocab over use
written by Gi*ger S*ap*, approved by Log

I'm still learning German. My dictionary reckons that 'stick insect' is 'Gespenstheuschrecke' which apparently literally means 'ghost-hay-fright'. Sorry to bother you. I love you.
written by na*han*blunt, approved by Log