dunlop trainers
The white ones with the green bits. A sure sign of poverty.
written by Cr*ig Sc*rrat*, approved by Log
"Green Flash" trainers were re-released in 2001, with stands of them in fashionable places like Schuh, and Raw. I haven't seen one pair being worn during or since this feeble attempt at a comeback. Even the lure of retro couldn't shake off the fact that they were still pretty affordable.
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Log
Grey Flash trainers were for those whose parents considered the Green Flash to be an unnecessary extravagence in a world of tennis shoes gone mad. So unpopular they went full circle into having an unheard-of sense of specialness about them. Cheaper, crapper, greyer.
written by Un*le Gu*, approved by Log
Amber Flash was the bargain basement of the range. The only plausible reason for their existence was to make Green Flash a more attractive prospect. The flash wasn't even amber, more of a light diarrhoea yellow/brown. Which needs no further comment.
written by Mr*Hobbs, approved by Phil