are you a comedian?
The highest possible accolade a teacher can bestow upon one of their pupils. The only possible answer is of course "yes", which may result in the reward of expulsion from the class. Sometimes, braver teachers will offer an invitation to 'entertain the class then'. Of course if you are truly successful in entertaining the class this to will result in being expelled from the classroom.
written by Le* , approved by Log

Another version is the famous "why don't YOU come up and teach?", directed at the chattering kid. also there was the "Would you like to share that with the rest of the class?"
The only response was the mumbled "mmm no miss sorry miss mmmmmm" unless you took the opportunity to say something rude, like, "we were talking about sex."

Ker-lassic.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Susan

...was the favourite witicism of damaged child-hater Mr MacDowall.

I am, in fact, a comedian now, but I feel that going through the Poole/Bournemouth phone book looking up all the T Macdowalls and shouting "Ha! Yes I am actually" would say more about me than him.

Just broadcast it on the internet then, love. There's a pet. - Jamie.
written by Ch*rry *re*n, approved by Jamie