retardis
Dr Poo's primary mode of travelling through space and time.
written by Jo* B*yt*, approved by Phil

Surely that should be Turdis?
written by an*ny*ou* u*er, approved by Log

Damn. An autistic friend and I thought of this name for a device, too, but in our case "Retardis" was the name of a machine which harnessed the unpredictability of retards to travel through time.
written by an*ny*ous u*er, approved by Log