Schools have gone down hill
After chatting with my 6 year old nephew about ‘his day at school’ he told me of the ‘David Blaine game’. Almost sounded marketable! It consisted of a box with the obligatory water hole in the top and a class mate. The classmate was put in the box, against his own will? I’m not sure…probably… then fed water through the hole. The problem being the hole is not at the top but at the front of a tall wardrobe like cupboard and the only way to get the water through to the starving ‘David Blaine’ was to take a gulp and spray a mouthful of saliva ridden water onto the classmates back. ‘Yummy’ I said, ‘wouldn’t have happened in my day’ … would it?
written by St* Poly*arps, left hanging by Edward