Heterosexual gayness
It was considered 'gay' to touch the arse of a girl (or boy) when I was a youngster, because gayness meant a fondness of bumholes to us ten year olds. It was much later that we learned that heterosexual anal sex was most certainly not gay. If it was, then my wife's newfound love of the exhaust pipe would make me more of a homo than a sickening composite of Quentin Crisp's lips with Graham Norton's hair.
Alternatively, you hetero back-sporkers are just closet homos, and simply aren't MAN enough to admit that they are sur l'autre autobus. Always stick with your first answer, faggot. - Mansh
Alternatively, you hetero back-sporkers are just closet homos, and simply aren't MAN enough to admit that they are sur l'autre autobus. Always stick with your first answer, faggot. - Mansh
written by an*nymou* use*, approved by Mansh
Actually, heterosexual anal sex is even gayer than sex between two men. See, gay men stick their dicks into each other\'s bums because neither has a pussy, and the bum is the closest thing they have.
With a woman, on the other hand, there\'s a perfectly good pussy there, and so going for the bum instead means that you\'re actively trying to do an act which they gays do only because it\'s the closest they can get to proper heterosexual sex. Hence, you\'re super-gay.
With a woman, on the other hand, there\'s a perfectly good pussy there, and so going for the bum instead means that you\'re actively trying to do an act which they gays do only because it\'s the closest they can get to proper heterosexual sex. Hence, you\'re super-gay.
written by Os*ris o* E*ypt, left hanging by Log