Milky Bar Kid
The only legitimate nickname for the class albino.

Apart from Superhonky of course. And the slightly less popular Senor Blinky.



written by excluded pupil, approved by Susan

What about Casper? Great White? Cue-ball? Mary Whitehouse? Mr White White McWhitey White, the Whitest White with WEIRD EYES?



written by Mo*se *ard*n, approved by Phil