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How to treat women. Find them. Feel them. Finger them. Fuck them. Forget them.
Carrying this idealistic theory into practice may lead to you being disliked by some grumpier women.
written by Ad* La*b, approved by Log

Somewhere between the last two Fs, the woman should provide you with the three Bs - a blowjob, a bacon sandwich, and beer. And remember, you'd never have pulled her without the trinity of Ss, a shit, a shower and a shave.
written by gr*ff ., approved by Log