it's american themed. but it's SHIT

You're not fucking wrong, Phil. Even the title sucks dogs' cocks.

I swear I've seen this in a film! I can't remember which film... 'Santa Cop Vacation 6', or something.

Finally, the statute of limitations has passed and the story can be told...

A great peice of knoweledge came to me during my sophmore year of high school. The old rotary vending machines, you know the ones where you put a quarter in and turn the knob, can be jammed. By dropping a quarter into a fork/spork wrapper the quarter will remain indefinitely, allowing you to empty the entire contents of the machine for only 25 cents. With a piece of knoweledge like that great devience was bound to happen...

We went to a local pizza parlor and emptied a machine of about 150 super bounce balls. But what to do with so many bouncy balls... We began throwing them at signs, but this is really difficult from a moving vehicle. So we tried hitting the car we were driving... To our surprise it made no noise... even when it bounced off of the windshield.

At this point it was clear what needed to be done. We headed directly for the interstate. After we were up to 75 mph we released the remaining balls into the wild (out the window.) A beautiful and colorful hail storm ensued splashing over rows of cars and off of sidewalls.