b.k.'s banana
Being fortunate enough not to land in dear Brother Kelly's form class, I heard only rumours of what went on. But one thing we all saw was a plastic banana. Like a dog's toy. Lying on his desk. He used to staple it. Full of staples it was. I don't know why. I don't want to.
written by St*phe* Bra*, approved by Log
Yeah, that was my banana. It was actually a banana-shaped biro. Very realistic it looked too. He also confiscated a cycling cap I got given by some American friends. Not available over here, that. My mum assured me that he wouldn't confiscate either item permanently. Nice one Ma. Still no novelty bananapen, nor exclusive cycling cap.
written by P * Nel*on, approved by Susan