Silks
One fellow pupil advocated the use of his mother's "silks" as a masturbation aid. We were never quite sure what was supposed to happen with the underwear, until he demonstrated what became known as "the silks dance" with a pair of imaginary tights. The dance is too complex to describe here – just imagine a boy fucking a stocking and you’re not too far off.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log