guess what?
A : Guess what? B : What? A : Good guess. Priceless.
written by Cr*ig*Sca*ra*t, approved by Log

Q. Guess What?
A. What?
Q. Hotpot.
or
Q. Guess Why
A. Why?
Q. Pork Pie.
On reflection I'm a little dissapointed that we never utilised when, where, how or who. Especially who, because that rhymes with poo.
written by an*nymo*s u*er, approved by Log

Guess what?
What?
Lightbulb.
written by R *L, approved by Log

- Guess what?
- What?
- Cold potato's ain't hot!!
- Oh.
- Hahahahahaa!
- Right.
- AHAHHHAAAARGH!!!
written by He*en *enkin*, approved by Log

Guess what?
A bag of snot.
Guess why?
Snot pie.
Far from being simple rhyming snot nonsense, this translates as;
A : What's that you've got there? It smells delicious.
B : It's a bag of snot, actually.
A : Oh. Suddenly it doesn't smell so delicious. Why are you carrying a bag of snot around?
B : It's the main ingredient of snot pie.
A : Oh! That suddenly sounds delicious again.
B : Yes, strange how your perceptions change with context, isn't it?
written by Ri*k H*ll, Jo* B*yth, approved by Log